Sunday 1 June 2014

Munna Bhai and Circuit Hindi Jokes

Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!!
Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."

Indian Banks Description Funny Hindi Jokes

Indian Banks Description

IDBI-Itna Dhan Bina Income
SBI-Sab Bhikari Idhar
HDFC-Har Dum Fakir Chand
HSBC-Hum Sabse Bade Chor
Bank of Baroda-Bank Of Bhangis

Haathi-Chooha Hindi Jokes

2 choohe paid pe baithe the, 
neeche se 1 hathi guzra,
1 chooha hathi pe ja gira 
dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu.